The Third One (Chat Rooms are filled with some weird people)

When I was younger, I use to enjoy getting into random chat rooms on AIM and talking to complete strangers whom I have never met before. Those people were fucking perverts. The following are the best of the chats I had with some sad, sad people:

The Cyber freak: hey, you sounded pretty hot in chat
Cracka McNasty: i kinda am
The Cyber freak: lol, want to cyber?
Cracka McNasty: sure
Cracka McNasty: want to roleplay?
The Cyber freak: omg i luuv roleplaying
Cracka McNasty: cool
Cracka McNasty: I'm an aging 70s disco dancing star who is trying to revive my career as a hitman. I have long dark hair and a cleft chin
Cracka McNasty: You are my jehri curled partner with a handlebar moustache.
Cracka McNasty: we are taking our informant, marvin to a safe place.
The Cyber freak: lol, k...
Cracka McNasty: and after we do we are going to have an awesome 3 way
The Cyber freak: ooooo i like where this is going lol
Cracka McNasty: as you are driving down the road with marvin in the backseat, you start telling me that you are trying to quit the business becuase you found god
Cracka McNasty: I tell you you are being stupid but you aren't having that.
The Cyber freak: ...umm... ok...
Cracka McNasty: I ask Marvin his opinion on the matter.
Cracka McNasty: HOLY SHIT!!!!!
The Cyber freak: omg what? what?
Cracka McNasty: I just shot marvin in the face!
Cracka McNasty: There's blood and brains all over the fucking car!!!
Cracka McNasty: We gotta get off the fucking road!!!
The Cyber freak: omg... you are fucking retarded
Cracka McNasty: Quck call your friend jimmy!!
Cracka McNasty: We can fix things at his place
The Cyber freak: bye weirdo
The Cyber freak has signed off.
Cracka McNasty: NO!!!
Cracka McNasty: WE NEED TO GET THE WOLF HERE TO FIX THIS SHIT!!!




Cracka McNasty: ok, let's do this...
victim#2: ok :)
Cracka McNasty: after a night out on the town, we arrive back at my house. would you like to come in?
victim#2: why thank you yes i would
Cracka McNasty: ok be quiet, my roommates are sleeping.
Cracka McNasty: I slowly unlock the door and tip toe through the living room to go up the stairs.
Cracka McNasty: I grab your hand in mine and we silently slip into my room. I lock the door behind me.
victim#2: I step up close to you and press my body up against you.
victim#2: we kiss.
Cracka McNasty: I then toss you on the bed as i giggle with laughter.
Cracka McNasty: I slowly caress your breasrs as i gently kiss your lips.
Cracka McNasty: I move down to your tummy and start to unbuckle your pants...
victim#2: oooooo don't stop you're getting me so hot.
Cracka McNasty: i slide your pants off and start put my hand in your panties-wait a minute...
Cracka McNasty: what the HELL is that?!?!?!
victim#2: what do you mean?
Cracka McNasty: YOUR VAGINA HAS TEETH OH MY GOD!!!!!
Cracka McNasty: your bear trap snatch clamps down on my arm, ripping it off!!!
Cracka McNasty: NOOOO!!!
Cracka McNasty: I'M RIGHT HANDED!!!
Cracka McNasty: WHATEVER WILL I DO NOW!!!!
Cracka McNasty: blood spurts from my stump like a glorious red fountain!
Cracka McNasty: WHY OH MY GOD WHY?!?!?!?!?!!
Cracka McNasty: I start to cry
Cracka McNasty: how could you do this to me!?!?!?!
victim#2 Has signed off.




Victim#3: Hi asl?
Cracka McNasty: 35/m/costa rica
Cracka McNasty: you?
Victim#3: 23/f/cali
Victim#3: want to cyber?
Cracka McNasty: no, i only cyber with boys younger than 13. thanks for offering though...
Victim#3: I can pretend...
Cracka McNasty: i can't...




Cracka McNasty: so what do you look like?
victim#4: So what do you look like?
Cracka McNasty: haha. I asked you first!
victim#4: lol :) I'm 5'2 tanned aerobics instructor with short blonde hair and a cute butt.
Cracka McNasty: I'm a 5'7 pastey white momma's boy with a receding hair line and i weigh 250 pounds.
victim#4: you sound hot. want to cyber?
Cracka McNasty: ok




victim#5: let's get started... shall we? :)
Cracka McNasty: ok... go easy with me... i'm new to this whole cyber thing.
victim#5: don't worry, i'll take care of you :)
victim#5: I start kissing you slowly, as i guide your hand towards my supple breasts.
Cracka McNasty: with my free hand i turn on the TV
victim#5: What?
Cracka McNasty: don't worry baby, i'm gonna put on something hot to get us in the mood.
victim#5: lol ok :)
Cracka McNasty: I stand up and put the DVD in and rush back to the bed.
victim#5: I unbuckle your pants and caress your hard cock through your underwear
Cracka McNasty: I wear boxers...
victim#5: lol sorry, your boxer...
Cracka McNasty: the movie starts to come on, i get extra excited!
victim#5: mmmmmmm yeah, i can feel it baby.
Cracka McNasty: The familiar disney opening chimes in with the whole castle and shooting star and everything
victim#5: huh?
Cracka McNasty: it's homeward bound. god damn this movie is so fucking hot.
victim#5: ...
victim#5: What?
Cracka McNasty: that movie with the dogs and the cat that get lost and have to find their way home? fucking sweet movie. michael j. fox is the voice of chance.
victim#5: this isn't working...
Cracka McNasty: speak for yourself. that cat is the hottest fucking thing alive.
Cracka McNasty: she is a sassy cat indeed... mmmmhhmmm
victim#5: I'm leaving
victim#5: and for the record homeward bound sucks!
Cracka McNasty: guess i'll have to finish this one off by myself then...
Cracka McNasty: i take my pants off the rest of the way and start jacking it...
Victim#5 has just signed off.

I know... i'm a sick fuck...